If you put Channing Tatum in a
film with The Rock I will automatically be on board. There is no point in pretending otherwise.
I wasn’t expecting G.I Joe: Retaliation to
be a game changer but anything less than a big noisy action film would be
considered a disappointment.
PLOT: After the Joes are branded traitors by the
President of America they set out to clear their name. Storm Shadow fights with
his top off and I switch allegiance. Cobra blows up London and no
one cares. The Joes save the day.
END PLOT
I have kept my plot description brief
as there was so much crammed into Retaliation that I had absolutely no
idea what was happening. The plot is an incomprehensible
mess and in order to keep up I had to stick to the basics – Joes = good, Cobra
= bad and when the Rock starts sweating profusely I knew that shit was either
going down or about to get real.
Like G.I Joe: Rise of the Cobra the
subplot between Snake Eyes (Ray Park) and Storm Shadow (Byung-hun Lee) is much
more interesting that the main arc.
Storm Shadow enjoyed quite a lot of screen time which pleased me.
The action motors along at
breakneck speed although it never gets a chance to flow as the camera is constantly cutting and jerking around. The
best set piece was the mountain chase which was a key feature in the
trailer. This sequence is much longer in
the film and was quite spectacular.
The hand to hand combat scenes
were decently choreographed and much more exciting to watch than the
explosions. A few more of these, starring Storm Shadow, would not have been unwelcome.
The 3D aspect was practically
non-existent aside from the exploding fireflies. The action was so frantic the 3D almost
hindered it as it made it harder to focus on what was happening.
The Rock leads the chaos with
ease and like him or not he is made for this type of role. Channing Tatum’s sudden increase in
popularity meant that last minute re-shoots were required to include some
Rock/Tatum buddy scenes.
The rest of the cast which was
made up of Adrianne Palicki, Elodie Young, Ray Stevenson and D.J Controna were decent
although they were not required to do much other than look gorgeously badass. Bruce Willis phoned in his lines from a dying handset.
Jon Chu, the director of two Step
Ups and a Justin Bieber documentary, may not have been the best choice to
handle such a film. If the
filmmakers embraced the ridiculousness of the Joe vs Cobra battle and added
some campy fun the overall tone of the film would have fared a lot better.
G.I Joe: Retaliation gets 6/10. If you are prepared to go with
the flow and accept that for the vast majority of the 110min (IMDB) running time
you will be in a constant state of confusion the film isn’t
that bad. I would even go as far as to say that G.I Joe: Retaliation was good. It has the Rock so is there really cause to
complain?