Monday 3 October 2011

Centurion


 

The Bender Wagon is trundling on at a decent speed and the next dvd to arrive is Centurion.

I am not a Roman historian or an expert on The 9th Legion so I am quite happy to live with the knowledge that the historical inaccuracies will have passed me by.   In the great Romans in Britain time-line Centurion takes place as Hadrian’s Wall is being built.

PLOT:  After the decimation of The 9th Legion a small band of Roman soldiers led by Quintus (Michael Fassbender) head behind enemy lines in order to rescue their General (Dominic West).  The group fail in their task and top off a bad day manage to kill the leader of the Pict’s young son.  This unsurprisingly angers Gorlacon, said leader, who sends his best Pictish warriors to kill the soldiers.  There is much running across the landscape.  The Picts hunt and kill several unmemorable members of the group.  The film stops at the midway point to introduce Arianne (Imogen Poots), a ridiculously manicured witch who lives in the most luxurious of shacks.  They ditch the love interest and we get on with the chase.  The Picts hunt the rest of the group and they fight to the death in a winner takes all battle.  The winner of this battle will not shock you.  The Roman Army cover up the fate of The 9th Legion in an attempt to save face across the known world.  END PLOT

The plot is essentially Behind Enemy Lines for the Roman Era and none the expected beats such as obvious traitors, surprise attacks, misconstrued love interest, copious amounts of running and surprise traitors are left out.

Etain (Olga Kurylenko), the warrior charged with hunting down the Romans, is the only character with an extremely detailed and precise back story despite the fact that her character is mute and only joined the Pict army after her people were killed clearly proving that she is as skilled at charades as she is with a sword.

The only memorable performances are from Michael Fassbender and Dominic West who do the best they can with the little they are given.  The rest of the cast make up the numbers until they are killed.  It does have to be said that the accents of everyone involved are as unstable as the films version of history. 

The action and set pieces are surprisingly gory – heads are hacked off in this film rather than cleanly chopped.  The film is directed by Neil Marshall, who brought us the wonderful Dog Soldiers, and his horror routes come to the fore during the blood spurting fight scenes. 

Aside from the time spent at the Ikea version of a run down mud hut the film did look good - there were plenty of wide shots which captured the scenic and icy Scottish Highlands very well.  The entire cast spent the vast majority of the film looking extremely cold. 

Centurion is reasonably entertaining and it does fit into my beloved go to 90min category very nicely.  The problem is I already have a go to Roman Army in Britain film in the form of King Arthur.  The chances of Centurion usurping this film are slim and this is because King Arthur has one thing going for it that even Michael Fassbender cannot compete with – that Hans Zimmer score. 

Centurion gets a 6.5/10.  It is disappointing to admit it but the film can just scrapes into the decent category although knowing me it will probably get watched more often than it deserves.  

7 comments:

  1. I actually enojoyed this one a lot more than you did, I'm a fan of Marshall's style. Doomdays is a film I've watched way too many times for my own good.


    This was the first time I really noticed Fassbender and really became a fan thereafter, nice write up as usual K, the sheer volume of films you are reviewing shame me!

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  2. I watched this months ago and to be honest wasn't overly impressed. For me it was forgotten about as soon as it ended! As you say just....just scrapes into being decent.

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  3. Daniel: Thanks for reading as always :-)

    Michael Fassbender Season is harder than I thought as I absolutely love him as an actor but I am trying to review his films rather than him in order to cut down on the bullshit I wrote for Reedus Season!

    I am also going for quantity of blogs over quality at the minute lol!

    Brent: I may have been too harsh - I am already considering about giving it an extra half point to round it up to 7/10!

    I will scroll through the blogs to find your reviews and chances are I wont have read them as I thought I would be seeing the film in the cinema - can't remember what got in the way.

    Thank you both for reading :-)

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  4. No problem! I think you are being harder on yourself, Reedus Season reviews were nearly as full of BS as you seem to think.

    Quantity vs Quality! I can’t get either one right!

    I think you should give it another viewing after some time and see if you warm to it and Marshall’s sensibilities.

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  5. were nearly as full of BS = LOL!

    ;-)

    I am already itching to watch it again which screws all over my own claim of it being barely decent!

    I still have Hunger, Fish Tank and Inglorious Basterds *shudder* to watch before First Class is released at the end of the month.

    I am going to have a Jackman Season next so I can review the rest of the X-Men films as aside from 3 I have never reviewed them.

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  6. the film sound like the king author story just modified so as to not be a sequel. but i guess your already cot that. well have fun at the movies and god bless

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  7. Well we do what we do well ;-)

    Full slate for you my dear, looking forward to reading your reviews esp of Inglorious Basterds

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